Top 25 Hilarious Fishing Jokes You Must Read
As angler's, we all like to tell a few tales of how that big fish got away or perhaps exaggerate what really happened on that fishing trip! But are we any good at telling fishing jokes, well here are 25 of the most hilarious, or should that be terrible fishing jokes! Enjoy
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Ian: How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Peter: One, but you should have seen the size of the thing, it was THIS BIG
Submitted by Randy S
Kev: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
Rob: You can't tuna fish!
Submitted by Paul D
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Teach a man to fish and he will drink beer and sit around a lake all day
Submitted by Ben D
Bob: Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Deb: Because they have built-in scales!
Submitted by Billy S
Bobby: What did the fishing maths teacher have for lunch?
Rob: Fish pi
Submitted by Will F
Fishing Rules:
1 - Bait your own hook
2 - Land your own fish
3 - Tell your own lies
Submitted by Ali R
John: Where do fish keep their money?
Bob: A river bank!
Submitted by Paul P
Gary: Why was the fisherman bad at boxing?
Andy: He only threw hooks
Submitted by Ray D
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says
Do you know how to drive this thing?
Submitted by Pete S
John: Did you hear about that new fishing film?
Bob: It's got a great cast!
Submitted by Chris R
Ian: I just swallowed a fish bone!
Jack: You must be choking?
Ian: Without a trout.
Submitted by Ken S
Sandra: Why did Batman stop going fishing with Robin?
Rob: He kept eating all of the worms
Submitted by Harry W
John: Why did the sardine get a job at a factory?
Bill: Because of his can-do attitude
Submitted by Peter L
Lee: Why did the lad go fishing?
Rob: To find a gillfriend
Submitted by Dave M
Jonny: Two birds sitting on a perch
Rob: One said to the other, "do you smell fish?"
Submitted by Anthony D
Andrew: What do you call girl who goes fishing?
Tom: Annette
Submitted by Ben S
Steve: Did you hear about the police being called to the fish restaurant?
Oli: Yeah, two fish got battered
Submitted by Ian J
Kevin: What do you call a sith lord who likes to fish?
Aaron: Darth Wader
Submitted by Danny W
Have you seen our new fishing website?
It went on line yesterday
Submitted by Ben P
Rob: I caught a 20lb carp last weekend
Ben: Were there any witnesses?
Rob: Yeah, If there hadn't been, it would have been 40lbs
Submitted by Scott D
Bev: Why are fish so gullible?
Ben: They fall hook, line and sinker
Submitted by Gary D
Marc: Why are fish no good at tennis?
Ben: They don't like yo get too close to the net!
Submitted by Emma B
Zach: What kind of money do anglers make?
Reg: Net profit
Submitted by Dom
Fred: A pet shop had a fishing contest
Bill: No perches necessary!
Submitted by Harry E
Work?
That boring thing between fishing trips!
Submitted by Fred A
There you have it, we did warn you about these terrible or should I say hilarious jokes! We hope you enjoyed them, even though they are a little bit silly.
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